There's a lot more than 50 Bottoms on Bleacher Report's list, since it also includes at least one pair of twins, the Laker Girls (can't argue with that), the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (also a discriminating choice), and Brazil Beach Volleyball. Obviously there is a possible connection between volleyball and spankable bootie. I'm frankly surprised we haven't had a Congressional fact-finding commission to investigate it, and in Brazil at that.
After careful perusal of all the butts in detail, and some of them several times, I arrived at the conclusion that a number of the Bleacher Report's choices are dubious. Why? Because some of the butt owners are only tangentially related to sports.
Meanwhile, the USC Song Girls are nowhere to be found on the list, which proves the list is highly questionable IMO, as the photo above attests.
Another prime candidate who isn't on the butt list is Erin Andrews, the ESPN reporter of naked peephole fame. If you Google "Naked Peephole" (and who hasn't done that?) she's first on the list, which makes her an All Star of some flavor. Bleacher Report's oversight of her obvious qualifications surprises me. Googling "Erin Andrews Butt" also gives more than 11,700 hits. Not that I would know.
Following the example of Bleacher Report, I'm offering up an entire Armored Battalion of sports-related spankable booties all at once, with this stunning refutation of the American perception that soccer (as we call the sport on this side of the pond) is boring.
At least my All-Bootie team is actually showing their booties:
|This lineup is as good as it gets, end to end.|
Note: I added reaction buttons beneath each post (at Kallisto's suggestion), so you can laugh, or thumb your nose at me, without actually having to bother to leave a comment. Now you can withhold commentary and lurk two different ways.
Wait, there's more, Tuesday edition:
- Here's a sports bootie I overlooked! Danika Patrick.
- Dana Kane's tumblr. Go there now.
- I've added a number of other new links in the last few days. Check them out!
- I've just noticed that the referral spammers "asswipes.ru" or whatever their name was are no longer showing up in my referral stats. Good riddance.